The Prophecy

A long, long time ago, sometime in the ol' BC, there was etched into the stones a prophecy regarding the coming of GOD!
Yes, GOD!
That his embodiment of flesh would saunter towards the earth near it's turn into her twenty-first century, to grace her with thine
divine presence, bathed in the holy light drawn to purgatory from heaven by his holy majesty, for only then could such light truly bless
our hell, in the form of a fleshy uranium-infected bear. And this bear, this physical form taken to by the Holy Spirit, would slain all
bananas, slamming these unholy devils against rocks with the use of shitty practical effects to explode them into the flourish of the angel's
wings whose tears have fallen like their feathers when the rain couldn't sweep the sins of man in the tides of all the millenia's storms.
So yeah. All bananas are EVIL, just like the FUCKING SHRIMP, AND SHOULD ALL EXPLODE INTO PILLOW FEATHERS!!!
Wanna know why God waited until 1979 to cameo in a bad movie as Man-Bear-Pig? Because God works in mysterious ways, so we should believe in him.

LIMIT HUMAN RIGHTS. KILL ALL BANANAS. #NONANAS! KILL ALL BANANAS!

Pray to God or whatever and have a nice day! :)

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