~ Why is Ranko? ~

Why is Ranko? That could mean a few things. I'll make it easy for you:
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT HAVE ANY OF THESE FINISHED I MEAN MY CAT ATE THEM.

• If you are curious about the subject of the site, Ranko, read 'Paragraph A'
  
  
• If you are asking why this site exists, read 'Paragraph B'
  
  
• If you honestly don't give a shit, read 'Paragraph Z'
  
  
• If you don't want to read and you're just skimming but you swear you'll come back to this when
  you have time but you probably won't really do that, then click the 'X' in the upper righthand corner.
  
  
• If you wanna be bad just beat it like Micheal Jackson. Or maybe your mom.
  
  
• If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands *CLAP-CLAP*